THE WILD ISLAND TIMES November 20, 2015
Everyone is eager for news from the villas for October and November.
The month of October began with visits from Patrick ( a horse trainer and farm owner),
Kenny ( called Big Wheels ), and repeat guest GRANDE ( who is almost a rocket scientist
but not quite). Grande was here for his third vacation this year !
Then , in the middle of October , the villas really heated up . With the arrivals of WOODEYE
making his bi annual visit . Then Magic Mike ( Deadliest Catch contributor and professional
cinematographer ) who came to help us shoot some quality videos for out new SURFRIDER VILLA.
Also we welcomed newbee JEFF ( deer in the headlights ) and SURGE who was here for his second
visit in twelve months. Returning from a “mysterious mission” in the Pacific. But he came to
party, not to talk about work. He brought bottles of tequila and a box of Cohiba Habanas. And he
said as he entered the villa , “Ladies you may now remove your clothes . The party has begun. ”
Later in the week we welcomed repeat guest TRAVIS ( he still after 3 visits does not have a
nickname ). Also arriving in time for Halloween were Colin the HORNEY VIKING from London, and
newbees Paul ( THERBOP ) and James ( MR IT GUY ) who has 30 years working in cyberspace. Welcome
to the villas ” Space Cowboy “. Was that Oscar that I saw you with at the party ?
( Bomba) was present as the Master of Ceremonies for the big Halloween Party. And of course 20
lovely chicas were here to help us celebrate. We did something that we have never done in the past.
We brought in a professional hair stylist and a make up artist for the girls. And when they were
dressed “to kill” in their Halloween costumes that night it was impressive. With their hair done,
their make up on, and their new Halloween costumes , it made for quite a party. This year the costumes
were more “complete” with many in their fantasy dresses and heels. But one of the girls had the bright
idea to “spice things up” by not wearing any panties. Well…..the idea really caught on. And almost
all of the girls decided not to wear any panties. I think it was THAT and our bar tender Ronald’s
super exotic bar drinks , that made for the “most action” that I have seen at any of our 15 Halloween
parties at the villas. There were more PARDEES and more fun had than at any of our parties at the villas.
The beginning of November was a time to recover from Halloween hangovers and too much fun.
But, soon enough, our “normal guests” ( if there is such a thing) began to roll in. First was
a group of 4 friends from ( yes- really) New York. But I told Adam that they were such nice guys
that they could have been from Nebraska ! After their week we welcomed a pilot that was just
coming out of a nasty divorce, HOT WINGS – NORMAN. He had been suffering for 3 years and trying
to save his marriage . That is how long he had been visiting our web page and considering ,
“What is this really like ? Is it for real ?” The finalization of the divorce was the catalyst
that made him finally “pull the trigger” and make vacation plans with us. Well………he could
not have chosen a better week. Because it was the week when Pica and Bomba were here to celebrate
Pica’s birthday. The two “masters” took him under wing and with the help of the chicas, treated him
to a “life altering experience “. And those were HIS words. A week at the villas that gives a man
a whole new perspective on life.
CANADA WEEK was scheduled for early November, as usual. But the only two Canadians that we had here
in November were HOT WINGS NORMAN and SENIOR SWANKEY. And they arrived in different weeks. Our usual
cadre of fun loving Canadians did not make it south in November . Something about a weak loonie, and a
strong US dollar. SO…we have rescheduled CANADA WEEK for the villas in the month of March.
And we even may change the name of it to CANADA WEAK if our northern brothers can not step up then.
TABERNAC ………A ?
We are looking forward to a great “Island Style” Thanksgiving and a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and New Years.
They should loads of fun. And we will have TWO VILLAS going “full tilt” for the holidays. There is no
better place in all of the Caribbean than here at our private beach villas ( with some beautiful
companions) to celebrate the holidays.
Happy Holidays To Everyone
All Of Our Guests Past , Present, and Future
Cheers, Thomas
www.mywildvacation.com and www.mywildvacation.com
NOTE – We are eagerly awaiting the permits to begin construction of our new beachfront
villas project, The Endless Summer. And be on schedule to have our grand opening for Christmas 2016.