I always try to take some notes every week to have something special for my newsletters.
But when I read Bomba’s trip report I thought to myself, geez, Bomba should be writing the newsletter this month. So instead of “diluting” a great report that is the essence of our news for the past month, I just threw my notes in the trash can and decided to use it here in our newsletter to share it with all of the MWV “brothers” everywhere.
A Week In The Life At My Wild Vacation
Day 1 – Friday
I arrived at the Miami airport and met mi hermano Pica. We talked for a minute then headed over to the bar for our traditional bloody mary and a shot of tequila. We talked about old times at the villas and what our plans were for the week ahead. We boarded the plane and headed off to” heaven”. When we arrived at POP, the first thing we noticed was that the airport had been remodeled. No more walking through a construction tunnel and into a dirty airport. It’s all newly remodeled and looks great. Only thing is the Rum sampling booth is no more. We gathered our luggage and met Joel and headed out for the villa. We didn’t arrive at the Villa till about 4pm because Pica and I weren’t really sure what kind of liquors they would have at the beach house “T” had ready for us. So we stopped and got needed supplies for drinks and mixers. Since there were going to be 6 guests and the Bermuda Villa only holds four or five, “T” rented another beachfront house only for a few days. It was a great villa right on the beach. After the other two guests leave on Sunday, Pica, Oso and I were moving back to the larger Bermuda Villa.
We arrived to find the other guests along with all the girls looking fantastic as usual. hugs and kisses, beers put in our hands, music playing and “we are home ! ” Not sure I finished my second beer before I had to have DiDi (1) for a Pardee Hour. Afterwards we started pouring drinks, dancing and I was getting to know the other guests Yalen and Crazzed. I made some butterscotch mocha shots the girls just loved. Then I had a Pardee Hour with Stephanie (2). I came out to find the other guests in the pool. But there was a problem with the guy/girl ratio; there were more guys than girls. The reason was that not all the girls were interested in getting in the pool because they had their hair done ( didn’t want to get their hair wet) so I had to “encourage” them a little… they should know better by now. NOW, the ratio is more girls than guys…. Ha ha!
The tequila came out, the music got louder and the dancing better. I got sandwiched between Ana and Jennifer (Jenny) dancing so I took both of them for a Pardee Hour (3 and 4). The group of girls Indiana picked out for all of us was GREAT. They all get along well, love to dance and have fun. It was getting late and I noticed there were a couple girls in the pool, so I joined them. Now a suggestion… never go outside your room without a condom in your pocket or in your bathing suit because you never know what might happen. Jessica swam over and we ended up at the opposite end of the pool. Just so you know, she loves the pool… Pardee with Jessica (5) in the pool. Yes……Then overnight with Maricel (6).
Day 2 – Saturday
Slow start to the morning after last night. Today we are celebrating several birthdays and having ROAST PIG. I enjoyed the opportunity to walk on the beach in the morning… I miss that from the old Beachcomber Villa. I purchased another two person hammock and hung it between two palm trees. Sadly there is no place sturdy enough at the Bermuda Villa for it. We will have to wait till “T’ gets the new Oceanfront Villa this summer. The girls started arriving sometime after lunch and I took the opportunity to Pardee with DiDi again. Deanna was completely different in the bedroom this time, much more aggressive. The girls are getting ready because Sarge is showing up today for his first visit. It’s always great to see the look on the face of someone’s first visit to the villas. We celebrated his arrival, drinking beers, playing in the pool and I had a Pardee Hour with Jennifer.
The theme tonight is Pirates as you probably saw on Oso’s video. The girls looked great, then again they always look great in whatever they are wearing (or not). Pica broke out the Margarita Machine and started making Margaritas. The pig arrived and we devoured it… Pica bites the nose of the pig, a joke we started a few visits ago. The celebration starts, music’s going, dancing, Margaritas, some people in the pool…. MAN I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! Fatima and Sonia cornered me for a 2 for 1, something they started with me a while ago, so we Pardee hardy. I come out and the party is really going now… Fuin Fuan, Fuin Fuan, Fuin Fuan, Fuan, Fuan, Fuan, Fuan !!!
If you don’t know Fuin Fuan is, then ask Fatima or the girls the next time you are there.
Something I want to add here. Having a party, drinking and dancing doesn’t always involve the girls taking their tops off or getting naked. Some guests seem to think if there aren’t any naked girls running around, it wasn’t a real party. That is totally wrong! Yes, I’ve had naked pool parties and the girls getting crazy on the patio taking their tops off but that doesn’t happen all the time. It’s all in the timing and the comfort level of the girls. Usually the larger the group of girls and guests the less that type of thing happens. You can make it happen but it’s not the same unless THEY want to. The girls feeling comfortable, having fun, drinking, dancing, grinding, teasing, groping, playing with you and having a Pardee Hour… now that’s a party!
There were a couple of new girls I had not met before but there was ONE here for her very first time. Her name was Katie, she speaks very good English, and she is adorable with an infectious smile. Also, Katie and Stephanie are sisters. Katie asked me for a Pardee Hour and how could I say no. She is a showgirl. All I am going to say is that it started with music, some sexy dancing, me being TIED to the bed and icing on bodies was involved… Ai Mami!!!
Tonight we are going to the disco since all six guests are here. “T” reserved us a section at the Bamboo Club that has a stripper pole. Sadly there is no place to put the stripper pole at the Bermuda Villa, which is why “T” took us to Bamboo. We will find a place for it at “T’s” new Oceanfront Villa even if I have to special order an extension for it. I’ll take a 3 day weekender to come down and install it.
Six guests and six girls, all dressed to kill. It was a great night. We were getting ready to go and I was trying to find our waitress to pay our bill. I saw her over at the bar. You really need to be careful wondering around alone without the girls. As I walked over to the bar by myself to talk to the waitress, this very attractive girl reached over, grabbed my crotch and asked me my name. I smiled, told her and pointed back to the group of girls we were with. Ohhhhhhh. Kkkkkkkkkkk.
Overnight with Shorty was exceptional She really knows all of my “buttons”.
Day 3 – Sunday
Woke to a beautiful morning and a walk on the beach with my coffee. Today we are moving to the Bermuda Villa sometime after lunch because Yalen and Crazzed are going home and Griz wanted to move a day early ( the Bermuda Villa is more lux) . There were only three girls here with us at the beach. After breakfast Pica and I began to make a list of things we needed to purchase on the way to the Bermuda Villa. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) we go through a lot of mixers for our drinks. We repacked our stuff, Joel picked us up, we did our shopping and we arrived at the Bermuda Villa around 2 PM. It’s my first time here at the Bermuda Villa. A nice layout, very breezy on the patio (which is great), nice pool with a waterfall, yard and volleyball net. I grabbed a beer and I hit the pool. It’s always interesting to see which girls will get in the pool first and how long it takes before others follow. Dora (the Explorer) was first and wrapped herself around me and wouldn’t let go. It paid off for her because we ended up in a Pardee Hour. That girl can give a BJ like no other I’ve come across!! How do they say it? The chrome on any auto bumper near her is never safe ! When we came out everyone was on the patio, drinking and talking. We ate dinner and then I made some frozen mudslides that I couldn’t make as fast as they were drinking them. As usual the music started and everyone was having a blast. I think we went to the Casino tonight. Everyone did well and nobody lost. I hit a straight flush on 3 card poker and walked out richer 5000 pesos ($130 ).
I overnight with Katie. What a night!
Day 4 – Monday
Today is our road trip to Santiago Water Park. We start packing up the coolers with ice, beer, vodka and mixers. Our bus arrives and it’s much nicer than last year. It has comfortable bench seats, curtains on the windows, AC works great and of course Fatima found the PA system. We head out about 9:30 AM with all the girls, Pica, Oso, Sarge and me. A short ride into the trip we stop for some snacks, then start drinking and dancing on the bus. The girls are dancing and teasing people as we are driving through town and we are loving the looks we are getting from other guys at stop lights. About 45 minutes into the trip Sarge helps me set up the sheet to block off the back full bench seat area. I lay out the blanket and pull the curtains. Then shout out for Shorty. She tries to run away to the front of the bus but the girls, laughing, grab her and pull her back towards me at the back of the bus. It was Pardee Hour with Shorty on the bus.
We arrive at the water park. Paid everyone’s entrance fee (really cheap) and I talked to the staff with the help of Katie to get them to open up ALL of the water slides. They said they needed to turn on the pumps and it would be ready in 10 minutes. So in Dominican time that meant 30-40 minutes which was about when they finally got them on. They have two water shoots you can slide down, where you slide down on an inner tube, also two large swimming pools, two high dive platforms, a lazy river, a café and a swim up bar. There were only a few other people there so we pretty much had the park to ourselves. Most of the girls were with us on the last trip but there were some that had never been here before. It was fun to see their excitement and to go down together with them on the slides for their first ride. Near the end of the day we all end up at the swim up bar. Pica has his “Pica Cam” attached to his ball cap taking video. The girls were getting into the music and dancing in the waist deep water. I was getting a lap dance and at one point there were 5 girls in a line, bent over shaking their asses to the music, making these rhythmic waves in the water and guests were walking by taking pictures with their phones. Pica said it looked like an outboard motor test tank. We left about 4:30 and it was a quite a ride home. Everyone was worn out .
Something to realize about the girls. Not all of them can swim and I know that seems strange since they live on an island but it’s true. Some swim a little and there are a few who swim well but the majority of them cannot swim at all and you have to be careful and watch out for them when you are in the pool.
We got back, cleaned up and ate dinner. I make some white chocolate martinis, the music starts with another nice little dance party on the patio. Oso breaks out some lingerie followed by lap dances and a lot of excitement.
Overnight with Jennifer
Day 5 – Tuesday
Oso leaves today. That is a downer. So now it’s Pica, Sarge and myself with 13 “man eating” chicas. What about the odds?
Pardee Hour with Shorty.
We decided to ride ATV’s on the beach since Sarge has not done that before. We took all the girls to the water park yesterday, so we are doing ATV’s today and the 27 Waterfall trip tomorrow so we wanted to make sure all the girls got to do something. The consideration was that the girls who can swim would do the waterfall trip and the others would do ATV’s. So we made our list of 5 chicas for the waterfall trip and the other 8 would do ATV’s. The weather was perfect the past few days so the ground was dry and it was very dusty. If you plan to do ATV’s bring sunglasses and a bandana to wrap your face with to keep the dust out of your mouth and nose. It was a great ride and as usual we end up at La Boca Inlet for lunch. Fresh crabs, fresh fish, coco locos and cold beer as usual. It’s funny, when you ask the girls who is hungry and most of them say just a little. But as soon as the boiled crabs and fish hit the table the girls are all over it.
When we got back everyone hit the pool for a nice pool party. I brought out the whipped cream and the cake vodka for some body shots. A couple of them are trying to give me a blow job under water so I have a Pardee Hour with two, Marciel and Ana. Wow !
It was a relaxing afternoon and in the evening out came the music, tequila and dancing. But with Fatima around it’s never boring. Katie wanted to have a Pardee Hour in the shower so off to my room we went. I had the master suite with the huge shower. It came in handy. You could put 10 chicas in there.
Then after there was more dancing, more tequila and Fuin Fuan, Fuin Fuan, Fuin Fuan, Fuan, Fuan, Fuan, Fuan !!! Fatimaaaaaa.
Day 6 – Wednesday
If you haven’t done the 27 waterfall trip and walking and climbing is not an issue for you, I recommend it. Sarge, Pica, myself and 5 chicas all head out to meet the tour guide for the trip. Make sure you bring water shoes (or you can rent them there), towel, change of clothes and anything you want to snack on. Our ride looked like an oversized jeep towering above other vehicles, bench seats and open on all sides with a covered top to keep the sun off you. We headed out and the waterfall was our first stop. Surprisingly it was pretty crowded with many tourists but it didn’t create any problems. We didn’t have any water shoes with us so we rented some. They looked like something my grandfather would wear. They geared us up with vests and helmets and off we went. The first leg we crossed a suspension bridge which I began shaking side to side making the girls scream and cling to the sides. The walk to the falls was a fair distance and we asked at one point, how long till we get to the falls. The guide said about 5 minutes. Five minutes later we asked again and he said about 5 minutes… remember multiply by 3-4 for Dominican time. We arrived at the falls and began the climb up them. There are 27 falls but we only slid down 7 of them, so we climbed up the falls to the top of the 7th and then slid back down. We climbed ladders, some with ropes and others you had to be boosted up. Some of the climbs were challenging as you will see in the videos. We had only one minor injury, Katie, who scraped her shin on one of the climbs. The water was cold but not bad because it was May. I was told if we had we done this late in December it would be very, very cold. We slid down 6 of the falls and the last you had the choice of sliding down or jumping off a cliff. It was about a 5 meter drop and everyone jumped. We grabbed some beer, went back to the jeep, dried off, changed clothes and headed out for a tour of the country side on the way home. Strangely, we picked up two passengers who I guess had no other ride. It was a husband and wife who stayed at the back of the jeep. The husband kept eyeing us and the girls. It was funny to see him trying to look without his wife seeing him ( ha ha). We stopped along the way for pictures and the tour guide was giving us a history of the country side. Everyone was a little hungry and lunch was an hour or more away so we stopped along the roadside to get something to eat. A guy was selling pig that looked like it had been cut up and fried. I took Katie and a couple girls with me. They picked out what was okay to eat and the best parts of the pig. We were given sliced up pig, skin, fat and all. Pica, Sarge and I ate the meaty parts but the girls loved the fried fat and skin. Our next stop was a tourist type stop where a guy was hand rolling cigars and we were each given one, they also sold sculptures and jewelry. Our next stop was another tourist place where we watched a cock fight and how they carved limestone and mahogany sculptures. Pica, Sarge and I bought Thomas a sculpture for the new Villa. The last stop was at the top of the mountain for lunch. We walked through some type of orange grove to get there. The guide was explaining to us about the fruits and vegetables they grow. The food was great, the view was beautiful and they had two Ostrich’s there that the girls were having fun feeding. On the ride back the husband and wife moved to the front. Sarge was with one chica and I was with another. They draped towels over our laps and began playing with us. You had to be there but the poor husband kept trying to look back and you know what he was thinking ( How can I ditch my wife and get me one of those girls?). We get back home around 5:30, then eat dinner and clean up.
Pardee Hour with Shorty
Later everyone gradually meets up out on the patio. I make some more butterscotch mocha drinks and slowly the music starts, and then the dancing.
Always a great way to end a day.
Overnight with Jennifer
Day 7 – Thursday
Mi hermano Pica leaves today. Sad day. But Sarge and I are now alone with 11 chicas. The girls are unusually playful today. Fatima and Camila cornered me and took me to my room for a Pardee Hour. Girls that know what they want. Love it.
Later we ate lunch and got the girls into the pool for some fun. Ended up in a Pardee Hour ( 3 for 1) with Shorty, Sonia and Ana. Whew !!!!
The afternoon was very relaxing, Sarge and I are talking about it and just trying to relax after a busy week. Ha ha.
Stephanie got really playful so we had a Pardee Hour
After dinner Sarge and I decided we wanted to take the girls out to the disco but this time to Ono’s ( their favorite place). We were taking 6 girls but we made sure that we took girls that didn’t get to go to Bamboo’s Sunday night. It’s a totally different atmosphere, more laid back with locals and the dancing is much more open and vigorous than Bamboo Club. After Ono’s we walked across the street for some beer and pizza, then headed home with Joel driving us.
Overnight with Ana. Shorty is jealous.
Day 8 – Friday
Sarge leaves today and I’m alone with 10 chicas. Today is my last day and I plan to leave tomorrow, Saturday. During lunch, “T” asked me if I wanted to stay a couple more days. The girls all begged me to stay and since I had no other plans I agreed. We went to the airport to change my tickets. But there wasn’t anything available for Monday and the next available flight was Wednesday. I took it, and thought now I get to meet Huggy and another guest, Tatter, that were arriving.
Pardee Hour with Jessica. That girl is smokin’ hot.
Broke out some more drinks, played around in the pool with the girls. Fatima is so funny. She comes up to me and says, “mi happy, mi pussy no happy”. So I couldn’t stand that her pussy wasn’t happy so we had a Pardee Hour to make her pussy happy.
I was trying to figure out what to do tonight with 10 chicas by myself. I had a few ideas but they all wanted to go to the disco. So I talked Indiana into letting me take all 10 of them. It was the WILDEST disco night I’ve ever had. We didn’t get home until 4:30 AM.
Overnight with Shorty.
Day 9 – Saturday
We all slept in late, and when I woke up it was lunch time. We had lunch and I started on the beer to kill the hangover. Hair of the dog say the pirates.
Pardee with Stephanie. What a body !
Tatter shows up in the afternoon, this is his second visit. Girls all looking FINE for the welcome party. Beer, music, dancing and I end up in a Pardee Hour with Maricel. Legs , legs, and more legs. And a cute bubble butt to match.
After I chilled out in the pool, playing with a couple of girls. Dinner, and then Tatter breaks out the tequila. It was early evening and I forgot all about the blow up dick I had in my bag… Sorry Pica !!! After the tequila set in I brought it out and the girls absolutely went NUTS with it. I did it early enough that there would be sufficient light to video the party. So we danced and played with that thing all night. What a hoot !
Overnight with Shorty.
Day 10 – Sunday
I’m usually an early riser but I’m sleeping later and later each day. This place is spoiling me. The girls all seem worn out…so not much activity early today . Sometime later they are a little playful here and there.
Pardee with Jessica and Fatima.(2 for 1)
After lunch it seems the girls are getting their energy back. Katie came over to me and offered a Pardee Hour with her and her sister Stephanie together. Well, let me think… Hell yes. We went into my room and showered. Then as I came out, they were both standing there naked, and the bed was covered in plastic sheets. And they both had ropes in their hands (where did that come from?). All I’m going to say is it was honey this time everywhere instead of vanilla icing.
I’m beginning to really like Tatter… he loves his rum but loves the tequila too !!
The girls get all fired up /come to life in the evening, and tonight is another great night of dancing, grinding and groping.
Overnight with Shorty. Wow. What that girl can do to me !
Day 11 – Monday
It’s about 11 AM and only a couple girls are awake… you can see they are getting worn down. Was going to talk to “T” about getting some fresh girls for Tatter and the new guests coming in tomorrow.
Tatter and I decided to take all the girls to lunch. I forget the name of it but it was a little hole in the wall restaurant but overlooking the bay and beach. It was BEAUTIFUL, cool and breezy. The food was good and cheap.
When we got back to the villa we took a dip in the pool. Playful girls ALWAYS win out. Pardee HOUR with Maricel and Ana. They can’t keep their hands off me.
That night we had a great party going, and the tequila was flowing. The girls were dancing and things were getting really wild. I could feel it in the air… something great was about to happen. Then security said neighbors were complaining about the noise. The level of chica excitement went from a 14 to a 2. Like somebody just popped your birthday balloon.
Overnight with Shorty. I think I am in love ( or lust).
Okay… enough of the day to day, play by play dialogue… I’m tired of typing and I’m sure your bored reading by now. So I will end it here , but…….
I got to meet Huggy and another guest, Tatter. They were both great guys and fun to be around. Huggy introduced me to dark Tequila. It’s smooth and you follow it with an orange slice sprinkled with cinnamon. I’m now hooked on it. That is the “European” way to drink tequila. Much better than clear tequila, salt and lime.
We were all playing in the pool and one of mi amigos was in the corner with Jessica. We were talking earlier and I told him about her. He unfortunately was without the proper equipment. So me and the other girls got out and I ran to my room to get a condom for him. I came back out and high fived him slipping the condom into his hand and then we all left the area…. Never leave a brother unprotected.
I brought out some lingerie and we had another great, great night.
But it is kind of sad, cause I leave tomorrow. But I will be back soon. I told T on our way to the airport that this was my best trip ever to the villas.
Never go anywhere without a condom
If you go to the disco, go to Ono’s, it’s the girls favorite
Don’t leave your camera lying around unattended. They will take pictures, many portrait pictures on my camera were taken by the girls. They have also been known to view your pictures and delete the ones they don’t like or don’t want you to have.
There is nothing we can do about the noise complaints. Just try to tone it down and make sure that you take the party indoors after 10 PM. We are all on vacation and don’t care what happens here with neighbors next week, but it makes it easier on T and Indiana to just help manage the girls a little. They can really take it to the next level if not restrained a little.
Always have fun. Enjoy yourself. It is YOUR vacation .
The other day I was getting into the van with Tony to take him to the airport and he said it perfectly, after a week here at the villas with the girls , “Yikes, now it’s back to reality.”
Cheers to all, Thomas ( just chillin here on the beach). THIS is reality.