The Wild Island Times First Quarter Newsletter 2013
Time flies when you are having fun. We built our villas on the beach in Margarita Island in 1996. And we opened MWV there in late 1999 and early 2000. And our DR resort we started here on the north coast in 2008. So by the end of this year we will be 14 years old.
The parties of Christmas and New Years just seem to keep on going into January and February. Fatima and Chy Guy were usually the party starters. And Fatima had 2 new “dichos” (sayings) that she coined just for the villas. “I want a kiki ( Pardee)” and “We need happy pussys in the villa today.” Her English is getting better everyday.
In January we had visits from the “Sandman”, and also from long dong silver (Neal) the Massachusetts Marvel. Also from Brian “the Hammer”, and Maverick from Texas. Also other notables Brandon, Joe, and Anthony. Note: Names are sometimes changed to protect the innocent ( LOL).
Brandon works for a large international company and travels in Latin America frequently. You would think that he would be well seasoned and has seen just about everything but he was like a deer in the headlights when he hit the villa. And fell in love right away.
Joe was pretty quiet the first day and so, making conversation over a few beers, I asked him what he did for work. He said that he worked for the State Department as a public relations liaison for the secret service. And he was just returning from an assignment in Colombia. %&^#@* ? No, he said that he is actually a “bean counter” The girls loved him, and when he finally had to leave they constructed a stuffed clothes mannequin with a volleyball head to sit at the big table out by the pool, with a beer in hand. He actually sat there for two days until one of the girls finally and sadly took him down.
Anthony arrived from England, escaping the miserable winter there, for his first visit to the villas. He turned out to be a very sociable and enjoyable chap, in spite of having worked for years in a high stress job with MI6.
And I think that he may have been checking us out for our next visitor, Colin, also from England. The girls called him “Mr Dangerous” because the word colin in Spanish means a sharp machete. Indiana and I just call him Mr Bond because he was 70 years old, good with the ladies,and drank his martinis shaken and not stirred ,and had retired from some kind of nefarious government work in the UK.
Flaco was also here at that time and was a teacher of some kind from Philadelphia, I believe. But quite the party animal. He and Mr Dangerous seemed to be polar opposites but hit it off famously with the chicas. Some crazy party stuff . Check out his trip report.
The month of March at the villas started with some uncertainty after a rash of last minute cancellations from newbees who had never seen the villas before. Maybe cold feet. One of them that had even been writing on the bulletin board that he was going to “liven things up” at the villas with some special March Madness parties. Then he cancelled at the last minute with no plausible explanation. Not even so much as “My septic tank needs to be cleaned out and I need to be here at home” , or ” There is a property owners association meeting and I forgot that it is the week that I scheduled my vacation at MWV. So I will need to cancel.” Believe it or not, those “excuses” have actually been used. BUT The month of March turned out to be the very best month this year ( so far).
The March Madness parties were replaced with World Baseball Classic parties ( the Dominican Republic won over 16 other countries). The girls made sure that the atmosphere
was festive and the celebrations lasted well into the wee hours. Captain Uno, Woodeye, Doc Holiday, and Patrick ( no, not Sponge Bob’s friend) from the oil patch in Africa all did their part to celebrate with the girls. After the party Woodeye asked the question, “Tabernac, is it possible for a man to fall in love with just one body part on a girl? ” He said he fell in love with Marciel’s nipples “Small firm breasts with 22 cal long rifles bullets sitting erect on top of caramel colored quarter size aeriolas”. Possible. But Woodeye are you overlooking those beautiful long legs, and that perfect high round little bubble butt?.
Patrick and Doc tried their best to keep up with Woodeye , Captain Uno and the girls. But it really went into “overdrive” when Chy Guy returned from California . The girls all wanted to give a special Welcome Home party for Winnie The Pooh. And it started out innocent enough with a baby doll /lingerie party and a going away party for Radar. But it turned into a Nuru Gel Party with everyone naked and covered in the slipppery Japanese lubricant made from seaweed extract. It was everywhere. I think that Radar, being a second time guest, enjoyed it the most. He had never experienced a 2 for 1 (threesome) before but he felt compelled to do every girl at the party. Jay Noble details it all in his Members Section trip report.
Manitoba Joe, called Diablo Blanco ( White Devil) by the chicas made an appearance for the anniversary month of April. Everyone wants to know what Santa Claus does after December. Well. He runs a hydro electric plant in northern Manitoba and comes to the beach villa to help us celebrate our anniversary. Bearing a suitcase full of crazy and sexy “toys” for the girls. Vibrators big and small, lingerie that makes the girls all smile, chocolate candy from Canada (excellent), and a new hanging “fetish fantasy ” chair for 50 different positions. The girls all laughed and tried to dream up a position that none of the others had thought of. Mischievous Michelle said she just had to try it out with Joe. At 2 AM on the big party terrace next to the pool in the Pirates Grotto Villa.
” I have kissed a ladyboy on the hand in Pattaya, and seen Chy Guy naked
at a Nuru Gel party at the DR villas. About the only thing that I haven’t done
yet is experienced a midget and aardvark enema show in Manila”
– Capt Uno / Jay Noble March Trip Report
What a big surprise. After coming to the Margarita Island villas 4 times in 2006 and 2007 we get a call from “Maracucho” Craig from Arizona. He is ready to come to DR villas and help us celebrate our anniversary. We have not seen him in 6 years! But he is still the bigger than life character that we knew in Margarita. The Dominican Girls fell in love, just like the girls in Venezuela back in 2007.
Rollie was here for his 22nd visit . That is a new MWV record. He was here in April at the best time to meet and break in some new talent. His favorite on this trip was, of course, Jennifer. She is just one of a half dozen new girls arriving at the villas this month. Count them. Veronica, Camilla, DiDi, Yonex, Dora The Explorer, and Ana. Oh yeah, I almost forgot Patricia ( called Beyonce by the other girls because of her light Carmel skin and blonde hair). With those girls we now have more than 40 that come to the villas…..It just keeps getting better.
The coming months look to be even better with Bomba Week in May , and Pirates in The Caribbean Festivities coming in June. Come on down and enjoy everything that we have to offer.
Cheers, Thomas Wilde