Trip report - 1st week of July'18 - Tequila

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Trip report - 1st week of July'18 - Tequila

Postby diablo_blanco » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:37 pm

Things required for a great 4th of July getaway?
Chicas, pool, beach, alcohol, Wilson's and a casino! Mostly in that order.
Another great time at the villa, with a couple of brother pirates and some beautiful young ladies.

Aside from the chicas, this trip was all about tequila.
Answers to the following questions were learned by all this week, but one young brother pirate will not soon forget them.
1. What do 9 chicas, two bottles of tequila and a pool add up to?
2. How can you tell when a young brother pirate has had too much tequila?
3. Why is it so hard to find a towel when you really, really need one?
4. How much tequila does one need to consume before they forget where their room is?
5. Can you really ever "un-see" something?

Here are the answers -
1. A hell of a lot of fun.
2. He emerges from the pool, walks around the villa NAKED, looking for more alcohol, without realizing that he is "yes you guessed it" NAKED.
3. The Frozenone and I are still in disbelief that not one towel was available at such a critical time.
4. Apparently 2 large bottles causes this to occur.
5. This is a lingering question related to answer number 2. The answer is NO.

Young brother pirate Serg now knows that the chicas can hold their own when it comes to tequila.
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Re: Trip report - 1st week of July'18 - Tequila

Postby ElGordo » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:54 am

...and what does a lonesome pirate do when left with 9 beautiful chicas?

1.) Purchase two more bottles of tequila.
2.) Let the chicas do more of the drinking...lesson learned.
3.) The results...9 beautiful chicas showing you every available "gymnast" position you can think of...amazing talent!

Thank you diablo blanco for the post...good times!

One of the best memorable visits and more to come! Pun not intended...h :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
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Re: Trip report - 1st week of July'18 - Tequila

Postby Frozenone » Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:53 pm

ElGordo I have to ask. Were you able to find your bedroom the second time around? Not that it really matters much since you were the last brother there. Just curious. Hate to see a fellow pirate get lost.

Reference question 5, yeah I’m still having nightmares. :)

Gymnastics huh, man I wish I would have thought of that.

Diablo Blanco, ElGordo... That was a great trip. Would like to do it again maybe January, maybe sooner. Keep me in mind when you plan on going back. I’m thinking I might stay 10 days next time just because it takes so long for me to get there, well that’s probably more of an excuse to stay than anything else.

Mas tequila, mas chicas!!!!!
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