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Postby Wood Eye » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:17 pm

Trip report – March 13 to 27

Every time I return from the Villas I know that I will experience depression. Only those who have taken the plunge can understand. I volunteer to participate in a clinical analysis of this condition. Perhaps multiple exposures will be required to find a cure. I am available. Maybe we can start soon- I’m free tomorrow!

Enough of these sorry ass thoughts. Suck it up, save your shekels and get your bum back down there Wood Eye. October is the time frame not sure of the days but, the middle of the month usually works best.

This trip turned into two trips really. The first week was pretty much a full house with GreenMan, Mateo, Elwood and Bomba. All great guys and fun to be around. A recurring theme in trip reports is how the overall experience of the Villas is enhanced by the mix of stable mates you are with. This was certainly true with this group.

The chicas were awesome and plentiful as always. A few new faces and lots of old friends- I love them all! Those present were (in no particular order) Fatima, Ceily, Jenny, Mia, Albania, Carolina, Magalie, Karina, Michelle, Carmine, Claudia. I know there were twelve in all so I must be having a senior moment and have forgot one. All are beautiful, funny, wild and eager to pardee. Bomba is amazing in the way he can get the girls going. The nightly fiesta is a thing to behold when he is around. Further research is required to discover his secret.

Everything was perfect and then everybody left.

Here starts the second trip. It truly put the “wild” in MyWildVacation. Magnum asked me how many girls I wanted for the second week. I know from experience that even if your silently thinking: “How about them all!!” you will be dead in two days. I chose two- Albania and Carolina. God was smiling at me when I made that decision. Both are good friends and play well together. And play and play and play. Having just the two made things manageable for outings such as lunch on the beach, Casino, dinners out, Wilson’s. Even, God forgive me, shopping!

I was having breakfast with them one morning early on in the week and they started giggling while scribbling on a piece of paper. “What’s up” I asked. Then both them then got up and standing on either side of me gave me the piece of paper. All that was written was:

10:30, 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30

What is this I asked?

Your schedule for the rest of the week was their reply.

Honest to God guys I tried. That I am alive today to write this is amazing. Consider it a minor miracle. For those of you fence sitters who are thinking – “What a load of bullshit” that is your loss. You will NEVER understand the Villa experience unless you go. The veterans who are reading this probably have a dumb grin on their faces remembering similar happenings.

Sorry about the number of pictures but I was a little busy!

To Magnum and Indiana; Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
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Re: Better and Better

Postby MrGrizBear » Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:47 pm

Nice report! No worries about the photos (but if you could add notes about who is captured in each photo, that would be helpful).

RE: Photos ...
- Before you go, you want to SEE as many as possible to see what you are about to experience.
- On your first trip, you want to TAKE as many as possible because you can't believe how great it is.
- Every trip after that, you take fewer photos and worry less about taking photos, because you're busy enjoying the trip!

Tic-Toc ... the countdown clock slowly moves toward my next trip. :D
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Re: Better and Better

Postby bomba » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:11 am

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Woodeye... that sounds like something those two girls would do.

Getting a fun night going has a lot to do with whether or not the guests want to have fun.. and we did!!
A few pesos can go a long way and make the clothes fall off just like tequila...
You know it was a good night when two girls are giving you a BJ on the patio at the same time!!!
Let me know when you're coming back and I'll stop by
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Re: Better and Better

Postby bigj » Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:01 am

I love the imposed schedule, but what's with the extra hour between the first two scheduled times? Coulda gotten at least one more in there each day... :lol:

I've got my eye on going back in October again, too - hopefully we'll have at least a little overlap like we did last year!
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Re: Better and Better

Postby Wood Eye » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:50 pm

Hey Wernerca ! I am 64 years young. That being said, Vitamin C is a big help! Although, with the two of them even the 4 week old celery in my fridge would get hard again. They were and are -simply amazing!
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Re: Better and Better

Postby Profman69 » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:04 pm

As a newbie planning his first trip (going for a 7 day 6 night full immersion) these boards and trip reports are awesome. Thank you to everyone who posts whether it be advice, guidance or tales that have me literally disconnecting from all thoughts other than carnal.

Not sure who will be there when I get there but look forward to meeting some veterans of the villa!

My countdown is set for a September arrival but may be able to pull that into the latter part of July once I finish up some business (and provided there is space available).

As I told Magnum in email today (who is unbelievably helpful) I am going insane, must.... get..... there....

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