HOLA AMIGOS !
Now that Labor Day is behind us, and autumn and winter
are just around the corner, we want to let you know…
We are celebrating many events this autumn at the Beach
Villas and invite you to come and join us for some fun.
There’s MWV ‘s 11th Anniversary, Oktoberfest ,
HALLOWEEN WEEK , Thanksgiving (Island Style). and
NEW YEARS WEEK.
Reservations taken before September 30, 2011 will receive special discounts and
”perks” for Pardee Hours and adventure excursions.
For more information go to our web sites www.mywildvacationdr.com
and www.mywildvacation.com , Email us, or call our toll free number
(877) 469-4531 ( 1-877-GO WILD 1).
For our “new” guests that have never been here before, remember, if
you arrive here at our villas and it is not what you
want , then you pay nothing and we will provide free transportation to any hotel.
It’s that simple.

Roxie and Friends
We hope to see you here soon. Hugs and kisses from all of us here.
-The Chicas at The Beach Villas
The Wild Island Times

chicas
Bahia de Plata (DR) Beachfront Villas
I have been trying to finish a newsletter (way over due) now for at least 3 months. But the action here at the new beach villa has been too fast to give me a breather. We have been having too much fun.
The first 5 months of 2011 have been much better (busier) than expected. But I must offer my apologies for not posting the news as it has been happening. I know that the trip reports and activity on the bulletin board have given a pretty good account of things happening here. But it is not the same as my newsletters.
Here are, you could say, some “snapshots” from the last few months……
Cliff (aka RagTop and aka Capt Clitt) was here in February. And again in April. His 6th and 7th visits to the DR villas in the last 12 months. He is now known by the locals as “The Most Interesting Man In the World” and even has a television beer commercial to portray some of his many adventures. He could be seen here almost every night touring the local beach clubs with his entourage of 4 or 5 smokin’ hot chicas. He is a fine example (at age 50) of a man who is “only as old as the women that you hang out with”. He ALWAYS draws envious glances from other male tourists (and disapproving glares from older female tourists who are trying to keep their hubbies in check while they are here). Once he was asked at a beach bar , ” What is the secret to your animal magnetism with the women?” His response was a simple but profound, “Stay horny my friend. Stay horny.” Then later in the evening he did have some unexpected trouble, when thinking he was 29 (and not 50)
he threw
out a knee dancing the DEMBO with 5 chicas at the Bambu Club. WEY CLIFF! NO BULTO!

Sunset
OSO was here in February and found himself in the middle of a UTAH MIKE and PB sandwich, while trying to be big brother and the LOVE COACH. Let them fend for themselves OSO. They are surrounded by beautiful women. They will be OK. Really.
Rudi was here in February and got caught in a chicas “Emotional Buzz Saw”. Remember. Don’t fall in love, Rudi. Just have fun. And change daily. It’s pure villas drama. Don’t think twice , Rudi. There is a lot of love here for you.
Read more…
2011, The Wild Island Times
What a ending to 2010!
Thanksgiving week and we had ten guests in two beachfront villas with 36 chicas (that’s a lot to give thanks for). Then two weeks later with eight guests in our beachfront villas with 24 chicas that week to celebrate our Christmas Party. Three guests from Florida (all Margarita Island veterans) brought an array of gifts for all of the girls who dressed up in their holiday best (and sexiest): baby doll lingerie with Santa helper caps and reindeer antlers. Giving a whole new slant to the word “horny”. What a Christmas Party it was! Everyone was in the spirit of giving. LOL.


Senor Suerte was back again that week. And his initial luck for his first two casino excursions was just where he left off last trip to the villas in April. He won $1,000 at the Black Jack tables in two nights. He even drew 3 deuces (on a double split) and the 3 consecutive face cards, giving him three hands of 12. But the dealer busted (yes that is the word) and he won with three 12s. I have never seen that happen before. But on his last night he stayed at the table too long losing all of his $1,000 winning back to the casino. Oh well. He made up for it by doing a 2 for 1 with Yanira and Iliana when we returned to the villas. He came out the next morning for breakfast the next morning gasping for air and saying, “That was a freak show, and I was right in the middle of it.”

The Florida boys were very impressed with the new talent (and beauty) of the villas new companions. This was their first visit to our DR villas after a few past visits to the Margarita Island villas. They work with yachts (in construction, charters , and sales) and they said that they have elected me as the “Charter Captain of The Year”. Quite an honor. Thanks, boys.
Canadians dominated the reservations list for the later part of the year. And as always they are some of the best guests. But we had two very last minute cancellations from Canadian guests for New Years week, putting a severe dent in the villas cash flow for the month , and affecting New Years plans. We will need to consider some “new rules” for December reservations and deposits next year. But, all things considered, 2010 was a very good year for us at MWV. And 2011 has started very strong with a “full house” two weeks in January. The year ahead looks very strong with the new beach villas and a ton of repeat reservations.
Read more…
2011, The Wild Island Times
The Wild Island Times
September 2010
My Wild Vacation – Celebrating Our 10th Anniversary – Sept 2000 to Sept 2010

I’m sitting here having a couple of ice cold PRESIDENTE beers at one of the bars overlooking the anchorage at the lagoon with Captain Jose, and he has just confirmed what I wanted to know. Three days ago his boat, Marlin Chaser, caught 3 marlin on a half day charter. The mahi fishing has tailed off a bit, and the small tuna are here offshore. And so are the marlins…
That is enough news for me to organize (in the next week or so) another fishing road trip down here to Rio San Juan to stay in the old French lady’s hotel and a charter with Captain Jose to chase some big fish. Ah yes! Fish for our big chest freezer and the charcoal barbie at the Beach Villa. It will be good to get back out on the water again after a month’s hiatus. No excuses. Because the weather has been close to perfect for weeks. We have only had a couple of days of rain after 2 hurricanes blew well to our north, but nothing more. One guest, Joshua, was here a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed perfect weather while the 2 tropical storms headed toward HIS island, Bermuda, off the coast of North Carolina.
Labor Day week was 87 degrees, the constant sea breeze, and sunny with 5 guests (all repeat guests) here at the Beach Villas, and the company of 10 beautiful chicas. Good week. Read more…
2010, The Wild Island Times