How do u start a party in the villa

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I was reading in the bb section on the girls having naked pool parties – I was wondering when I get there – how would I start one and start a BJ contest – what do the girls actually win when they one – what kind of music do they play in the party !!!

LOL. Very good question, Sparta. It is actually pretty easy. So follow this checklist……

1) Alcohol, and specifically TEQUILA is an important ingredient. It is said that tequila makes their clothes fall off. And it truly does. So put a cooler of ice, beers, limes, salt, and tequila near the “party corner” of the pool or next to the hot tub, to get the party started.

2) Next , as things begin to loosen up, propose a strip tease contest. With a “contribution” of maybe 500 pesos from each guest to give a prize for the winner. This will get them started. And gets them out of their bikinis.

3) During a PARDEE HOUR each girl recieves from the guests 2000 pesos for a brief (less than 1 hour) BJ session. But you can get together with the other guests to each throw in enough pesos for a GRAND PRIZE for the winner of a BJ contest. It may be 4000 pesos ! So with 4 guests that is 1000 pesos each. The girls will jump at the opportunity to win 4000 pesos for a few BJs instead of “only” 2000 pesos for an hour. They are ALL competitive and want to win. So the guests ( hope that you are not shy) can get a BJ from TEN OR TWELVE chicas for only 1000 pesos. Brilliant!

4) Net result. the boys are happy. And the girls are happy. And it sets the tone for a great afternoon afterwards. An epic PARDEE HOUR.

5) Then if you are REALLY prepared then braek out the whipped cream, cherries, chocolate syrup, and honey for some “human sundaes”. The girls love to consume these sweets on the bodies of the other girls as much as the guys do. (Thanks for the idea to Bomba, Puma, and Pica.)

So that’s it.

The Wild Island Times March 31, 2012

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We picked them up yesterday at the Puerto Plata airport. Neil ( Oso Panda / Neo), Warren (Captain Uno), Ken ( definitely NOT Barbie’s bo), Big Ryan, and Canadian Mike ( Dr. Seuss) to begin a BIG week here at the villas in the middle of March. Today I am taking Woodeye ( John) to the airport to hop a flight back to Montreal. It has been a while since I have seen it. But there is definitely a tear in his eyes. He has been here 2 weeks, but he says he is leaving “too soon”.  And it was a sight to see with 12 girls crowding around, crying, and kissing him farewell. Someone asked him if he had fallen in love here at the villas, and with whom. He responded, “Yes, everyday with a different one”. So true. He and young Doctor Joe (now called Doc Holiday) were buds and “cat herders”, keeping 10 -12 chicas entertained and  content for more than a week, until the “reinforcements” arrived yesterday. Neil told Doc , as he was packing to leave, “It really gets harder to leave this place with every vacation. But, you know that it is time to go when you have to wear underwear again”. Ken , who has been here a few times and is a “veteran” was here , but upon his arrival he still had that “deer in the headlights” look.  Warren (Captain Uno) said that sometimes it is “sensory overload” with the welcoming crowd of girls in their tiny bikinis and high heels. Each one welcoming you with a kiss and their name(s). But Warren went on to say that after 24 hours or so this place feels just like your home ( in paradise). So true. You forget what day of the week it is, and could care less. Stress, work, and  worries are left some where in another world back up north. It is like going deep sea fishing and anticipating a big day. Every worry or resposibility that bothered you before is left on land when you are on board and the mooring lines are cast off at the dock.
 
And February? February was a busy month. The ides of February were a good start to the month. What with Mike K. (who works in the oil patch), Eric (Mac and Cheese) who is a “good guy” from New York,  and Kelly (Grande) who is a private contractor working in Afghanistan.  Kelly is mid thirties, former navy submariner, and this was his second trip to the villas. He was a perfect fit with the girls, emotionally and physically,  most of the time (with his Magnum XLs and plenty of lube).  He was here for 10 days and would have stayed longer if we had the room.  It was PARDEE HARDEE every day and every night..
 

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The Wild Island Times January 12, 2012

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It’s an unusually cool, cloudy day .Like we have seen here on the island for the past week. And Indiana and I are standing on a small rocky beach in Cabrera, DR. About an hour or so to the east of our MWV Villas. And we are watching the local YOLAS, the 25 -28 ft open fishing skiffs that are queing up in the flat calm ocean just off the beach. Each one is waiting to come ashore and unload his catch. Indiana is a “tom boy” (but certainly doesn’t look like it) and loves to fish. So this is really something entertaining to watch. She is as excited as I am. We are taking it in as approximately 20 boats are hitting the beach to unload and weigh in. Me, I have fished all over, and worked traveling and buying fish on a commercial scale for 16 years, before retiring to Venezuela some time ago. I have seen alot and have hundreds of stories I to tell. But today is exciting. The overcast skies, staedy drizzle, and cool temperatures( about 68 F right now) can not dampen the enthusiasm of everyone here on the beach. More than a couple of tons of mahi mahi (dorado) have already been unloaded. And there are plenty of wahoo (sierra canalera), yellowfin tunas, and some marlins. One marlin weighs in at close to 400 lbs. Even the trap (nasa) fishermen are bringing in loads of live snapper, grouper, and lobsters.
 
So, now we know what excursions to promote in rainy weather. Fishing. And a few of us at the villas were trying to get out for some fishing this past week.  Go figure.
 

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THE WILD ISLAND TIMES December 1, 2011

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Whew! This is the first of December and I am just beginning to feel normal. I realize that “normal” is a relative term. But the Halloween Week festivities and the Thanksgiving Week activities really put a “hurting” on me. Now I believe that it may be possible to have too much fun. Then again, maybe not. Thinking back to October , Winn was the first to arrive (from London) on October 24 when the Halloween Week really started. This was his 2nd trip in only 3 months. He is just south of 70 years old and he was here in August at the same time as Rum Reserve ( a 28 year old fireman working in Iraq). Much to my surprise, Winn was able to keep up with Rum Reserve. He was drinking shots of tequila, dancing until 3 AM at the beach clubs, and partying with all the girls during the afternoon Pardee Hours, and leaving no one out (Winn says that he is an equal opportunity shagger when he is here at the villas). And although he may look his age, he certainly does not act his age. RR got a laugh when we were talking about Winn and I said, “He is a good example ofwhat I have always believed . That you are only as old as the women you feel.” He provided us with some of our best laughs in 2 weeks.. On this trip he brought 3 “strap ons” and he was in the garden next to the pool one afternoon having drinks with 6 girls when he decided to take them out and show the girls. What a hoot! All of the girls , laughing, tried them on and played chase around the garden. Then Raisa strapped on a big, fat, 12 incher  and went into the kitchen where Ada, our cook, was preparing lunch. Raisa sneaked up behind Ada and nudged her in the back with the giant “way-bo”. Ada turned to see what was there and when she saw it she screamed and fled. The chase was on. With Ada running for her life out of the villa and around the pool. Everyone died laughing. This was just the beginning of a fun week.
 
I was thinking about who the other guests were here that week. I think that Richard from Houston was here, and also Woodeye from Canada were here for the first days after Winn arrived. . But it is still a little fuzzy. After Richard and Woodeye left it was a steady inflow of guests for Halloween Week. Pica and Puma (coming in from Afghanistan) arrived on the 27th. Then Bomba (firelt) arrived from Florida, and RagTop arrived on the 28th form St Louis (still flying high  from his Cardinals  winning the World Series). Then Neil  (Neo to the girls ) arrived wanting to sneak in a round of golf at Playa Grande.But he did not have any idea what he was walking into that week. The girls treated all the arriving guests as though  they were true celebrities. The plans were set.  Eight guests in 2 beachfront villas and 24 girls all ready to party. There were two reservations ( Steven B. and Jeff) that canceled at the last minute. And they had no idea what they were going to miss. It was , without a doubt, the best Halloween in 11 years at the MWV Villas. Everything was over the top. The girls competed for the sexiest and most provocative costume. Karina won it dressed as a Playboy Bunny with bunny ears, g-string bikini, high heels, and not much else. The prize was a new Blackberry Touch phone. The other girls dressed as sexy witches, little cats, devils,and a sexy long legged police woman in a mini skirt and open blouse who handed out tickets for “lewd conduct”, “indecent exposure”, and “soliciting a PARDEE” . Also contributing to the fun were Little Red Riding Hood, Avatar, and the indian princess “Poke-A-Hon 2 “. The boys were dressed as Dr. Feel Good,  Captain “Big Butt” Morgan the Pirate, Brave Heart (wearing nothing under his kilt),  Pop Eye The Sailor, and a Horny Viking with big horned helmet, breast plate, big sword, boots, no pants and a strap on.  Bomba was Captain Ring Toss with blue T shirt (R), blue tights, red shorts, and a strp on with 6 plastic rings that the girls would throw to win “ringers” that paid 100 pesos for each ringer. There was a real bartender (Ronnie) in black pants , white shirt and bow tie. And a sexy bar maid. They both said  “No empty glass will be left unfilled”. I think that may have contributed to the total state of inebriation and  totally crazy fun.The PATRON flowed and there were body shots done on all of the girls after the costumes came off at the end of the formal party.Puma was in charge of making sure that each girl had salt on her nipples, a slice of lime in her mouth, and a shot glass in her crotch. Cliff said that “No toto will be left behind.” Winn (appropriately) won the prize for best male costume as the Horny Viking. You had to see it to believe it. Hilarious. The horny viking from Wales. I told some of the guests that had not been to Margarita Island about one Halloween Week there doing “butt shots”. But most of the guests were too busy to listen. We will have to leave that one for another party.

The Wild Island Times August and September

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We have 16 girls here at the villa this weekend.  John (Woodeye), Jeep ( Senor Suave), and I are sitting here at the big table in the solarium having breakfast. And we are planning a party for the girls so they can try on some halloween costumes and design their makeup for next weeks festivities. Everyone knows that we will have 8 guests in 2 villas, and at least 2 dozen companions for the week. There are some extra special prizes for some of the contests and the girls will be competing to see who is the most beautiful , the sexiest, and the most provocative. And the fun really starts in earnest this week. A detailed account will be included in the next newsletter.
 
But before that,  I want to tell you about some of the news here for the last couple of months.
 
Dave and Dave (the 2 Daves) were here from Michigan. And they had the times of their lives. When you come to villa with a friend ( friends) it just amplifies the experience. Exponential fun factor it is called.  It was like having “Mike and Mike” at the villas for a few days, but definitely X rated.  At one time we were talking about sports and not women and David S words now seem prophetic. He said, “Watch out for Detroit in the post season.” Baseball or football?
 

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