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Whew! This is the first of December and I am just beginning to feel normal. I realize that “normal” is a relative term. But the Halloween Week festivities and the Thanksgiving Week activities really put a “hurting” on me. Now I believe that it may be possible to have too much fun. Then again, maybe not. Thinking back to October , Winn was the first to arrive (from London) on October 24 when the Halloween Week really started. This was his 2nd trip in only 3 months. He is just south of 70 years old and he was here in August at the same time as Rum Reserve ( a 28 year old fireman working in Iraq). Much to my surprise, Winn was able to keep up with Rum Reserve. He was drinking shots of tequila, dancing until 3 AM at the beach clubs, and partying with all the girls during the afternoon Pardee Hours, and leaving no one out (Winn says that he is an equal opportunity shagger when he is here at the villas). And although he may look his age, he certainly does not act his age. RR got a laugh when we were talking about Winn and I said, “He is a good example ofwhat I have always believed . That you are only as old as the women you feel.” He provided us with some of our best laughs in 2 weeks.. On this trip he brought 3 “strap ons” and he was in the garden next to the pool one afternoon having drinks with 6 girls when he decided to take them out and show the girls. What a hoot! All of the girls , laughing, tried them on and played chase around the garden. Then Raisa strapped on a big, fat, 12 incher  and went into the kitchen where Ada, our cook, was preparing lunch. Raisa sneaked up behind Ada and nudged her in the back with the giant “way-bo”. Ada turned to see what was there and when she saw it she screamed and fled. The chase was on. With Ada running for her life out of the villa and around the pool. Everyone died laughing. This was just the beginning of a fun week.

 

I was thinking about who the other guests were here that week. I think that Richard from Houston was here, and also Woodeye from Canada were here for the first days after Winn arrived. . But it is still a little fuzzy. After Richard and Woodeye left it was a steady inflow of guests for Halloween Week. Pica and Puma (coming in from Afghanistan) arrived on the 27th. Then Bomba (firelt) arrived from Florida, and RagTop arrived on the 28th form St Louis (still flying high  from his Cardinals  winning the World Series). Then Neil  (Neo to the girls ) arrived wanting to sneak in a round of golf at Playa Grande.But he did not have any idea what he was walking into that week. The girls treated all the arriving guests as though  they were true celebrities. The plans were set.  Eight guests in 2 beachfront villas and 24 girls all ready to party. There were two reservations ( Steven B. and Jeff) that canceled at the last minute. And they had no idea what they were going to miss. It was , without a doubt, the best Halloween in 11 years at the MWV Villas. Everything was over the top. The girls competed for the sexiest and most provocative costume. Karina won it dressed as a Playboy Bunny with bunny ears, g-string bikini, high heels, and not much else. The prize was a new Blackberry Touch phone. The other girls dressed as sexy witches, little cats, devils,and a sexy long legged police woman in a mini skirt and open blouse who handed out tickets for “lewd conduct”, “indecent exposure”, and “soliciting a PARDEE” . Also contributing to the fun were Little Red Riding Hood, Avatar, and the indian princess “Poke-A-Hon 2 “. The boys were dressed as Dr. Feel Good,  Captain “Big Butt” Morgan the Pirate, Brave Heart (wearing nothing under his kilt),  Pop Eye The Sailor, and a Horny Viking with big horned helmet, breast plate, big sword, boots, no pants and a strap on.  Bomba was Captain Ring Toss with blue T shirt (R), blue tights, red shorts, and a strp on with 6 plastic rings that the girls would throw to win “ringers” that paid 100 pesos for each ringer. There was a real bartender (Ronnie) in black pants , white shirt and bow tie. And a sexy bar maid. They both said  “No empty glass will be left unfilled”. I think that may have contributed to the total state of inebriation and  totally crazy fun.The PATRON flowed and there were body shots done on all of the girls after the costumes came off at the end of the formal party.Puma was in charge of making sure that each girl had salt on her nipples, a slice of lime in her mouth, and a shot glass in her crotch. Cliff said that “No toto will be left behind.” Winn (appropriately) won the prize for best male costume as the Horny Viking. You had to see it to believe it. Hilarious. The horny viking from Wales. I told some of the guests that had not been to Margarita Island about one Halloween Week there doing “butt shots”. But most of the guests were too busy to listen. We will have to leave that one for another party.

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We have 16 girls here at the villa this weekend.  John (Woodeye), Jeep ( Senor Suave), and I are sitting here at the big table in the solarium having breakfast. And we are planning a party for the girls so they can try on some halloween costumes and design their makeup for next weeks festivities. Everyone knows that we will have 8 guests in 2 villas, and at least 2 dozen companions for the week. There are some extra special prizes for some of the contests and the girls will be competing to see who is the most beautiful , the sexiest, and the most provocative. And the fun really starts in earnest this week. A detailed account will be included in the next newsletter.

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HOLA AMIGOS !

Now that Labor Day is behind us, and autumn and winter
are just around the corner, we want to let you know…

We are celebrating many events this autumn at the Beach
Villas and invite you to come and join us for some fun.

There’s  MWV ‘s 11th Anniversary,  Oktoberfest , 
HALLOWEEN WEEK ,  Thanksgiving  (Island Style). and

NEW YEARS WEEK. 

Reservations taken before September 30, 2011 will receive special discounts and

 ”perks” for Pardee Hours and adventure excursions.

For more information go to our web sites www.mywildvacationdr.com

and www.mywildvacation.com , Email us, or call our toll free number

 (877) 469-4531 ( 1-877-GO WILD 1).

For our “new” guests that have never been here before, remember, if
you arrive here at our villas and it is not what you
want , then you pay nothing and we will provide free transportation to any hotel. 
It’s that simple.  

We hope to see you here soon.  Hugs and kisses from all of us here. 
-The Chicas at The Beach Villas

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Bahia de Plata (DR) Beachfront Villas

I have been trying to finish a newsletter (way over due) now for at least 3 months. But the action here at the new beach villa has been too fast to give me a breather. We have been having too much fun.

The first 5 months of 2011 have been much better (busier) than expected. But I must offer my apologies for not posting the news as it has been happening. I know that the trip reports and activity on the bulletin board have given a pretty good account of things happening here. But it is not the same as my newsletters.

Here are, you could say, some “snapshots” from the last few months……

Cliff (aka RagTop and aka Capt Clitt) was here in February. And again in April. His 6th and 7th visits to the DR villas in the last 12 months. He is now known by the locals as “The Most Interesting Man In the World” and even has a television beer commercial to portray some of his many adventures. He could be seen here almost every night touring the local beach clubs with his entourage of 4 or 5 smokin’ hot chicas. He is a fine example (at age 50) of a man who is “only as old as the women that you hang out with”. He ALWAYS draws envious glances from other male tourists (and disapproving glares from older female tourists who are trying to keep their hubbies in check while they are here). Once he was asked at a beach bar , ” What is the secret to your animal magnetism with the women?” His response was a simple but profound, “Stay horny my friend. Stay horny.” Then later in the evening he did have some unexpected trouble, when thinking he was 29 (and not 50)
he threw
out a knee dancing the DEMBO with 5 chicas at the Bambu Club. WEY CLIFF! NO BULTO!

Sunset

OSO was here in February and found himself in the middle of a UTAH MIKE and PB sandwich, while trying to be big brother and the LOVE COACH. Let them fend for themselves OSO. They are surrounded by beautiful women. They will be OK. Really.

Rudi was here in February and got caught in a chicas “Emotional Buzz Saw”. Remember. Don’t fall in love, Rudi. Just have fun. And change daily. It’s pure villas drama. Don’t think twice , Rudi. There is a lot of love here for you.

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2011, The Wild Island Times